Look into my eyes...
It's been a while since my last hair cut and now that mom has got her hair cut - I promised to get mine cut as well. I tried to explain that her hair cut only involves the hair on her head, as my hair cut involves my entire body! Not only that, I get toe nails clipped and ear cleanings...it's quite the body overhaul! Mom said that she does all that other stuff too, but at different locations so it is actually even more involved. We ended up in a stalemate.
In the meantime, I got a bath, and got my hair combed back so my eyes are visible. I must say they truly are the 'windows to the world'. I also feel like I could do some hypnotism or the like since they always say 'look into my eyes'. I might need a pocket watch however as they also like to dangle a pocket watch back and have you follow it - again with the eyes!
I've been told that when you are hypnotized, you do anything! That might not be a clever option. I have also heard that you can be hypnotized to stop smoking or eat less treats or TO workout more often... I wonder if I could hypnotize others to play with me!? I think I'll do a little reading, now that the hair is out of my eyes, and see if I can pick up a few pointers. It's nice to see - don't tell mom though - I'm still not 100% with the grooming program.