Rudolph, I have your back!
Of course, I still have to practice outside - in real weather- and I'm not sure if it's cool to wear my Christmas sweater or not. I don't think any of the other reindeer wore outdoor gear. Get these reindeer to a Pantagonia or the like, really guys - it's cold on Christmas Eve... and we're talking flying around the world!
I want to follow the spirit of the holiday and be ready and willing to step in if need be, but I think we need to be realistic and talk socks and booties (there is bound to be salt when we land on those roads and rooftops) and I think it would add an air of levity if we all wore Ugly Christmas Sweaters. I'd even venture to say mom would help sew on pompoms. The antlers should suffice for head protection but how about some goggles?
So that's the situation. I'm putting it out there that I am available and I will continue with my training, but I need a compromise with the clothing. This is not Congress, let's find a way to work together for the better good.
Hi Ho Santa - away!